So, this happened: "Screams for help led deputies down a creek bed to find a man stuck inside the hollow trunk of a standing tree Tuesday morning, authorities said."
I get it, man! I would be curious what was down there, too! It could have been anything! A portal to Wonderland, Winnie the Pooh's house, some sort of cookie factory!? Maybe next time you'll bring a flashlight and a buddy? Maybe look first, then explore? But whatever you do, just be careful out there, people.