If sleek and modern isn't your thing, but you're still desperate to stick pieces of paper together without using staples (or the "other" staple-less stapler), stop worrying and relax -- there is another way! The non-metal, paper cohesion device for the Cute Overload set, the doggy and kitty staple-free stapler help prove that few things aren't improved with pastels and pretty pets. Plus, it gives new meaning to "the dog ate my homework." If you can get over the quasi-existential implications of these babies -- if it doesn't use staples, should it be called a stapler? Hmm... -- you can pick one up at ::ThinkGeek via ::Random Good Stuff.