With the last leg of summer upon us, Northern Hemisphere types shouldn't be ditching the sunscreen or doffing off their hats just yet. We think this piece of headgear speaks for itself—or it would, if it weren't attempting to belch out the alphabet.
Crafted in the United States from actual beer boxes made with specially coated moisture-resistant cardboard, the Beer Box Cowboy Hat has an elastic band on the inside to accommodate different-size heads. A cool $25.99 lets you choose your calorie-conscious poison: Coors Light or Miller Light. Because nobody likes a fat head. ::After 5