This "Praise Seitan" t-shirt is sure to make a devil-worshiper out of all of us. Oh wait, it says "seitan" not "satan." Haha. Trying to weed out the vegetarians from the meat-eaters? Hint: The people crossing the street as you approach are the likely omnivores. This shirt is a shout out to our cult leader, Graham Hill, who thinks it would be funnier if it said "Braise Seitan." Head to our sister site Planet Green for more seitan worship jokes. Mmm seitan. $21 at Humanitaire.