The standing desk is so over, all hail the fetal desk

fetal desk
Screen capture The Onion

Everyone is talking about how the sitting desk is death and the standing desk is your ticket to immortality, great abs, tight bums, irresistible beauty and your key to the executive washroom. However the always reputable Onion reports that more and more people are switching to fetal position desks, noting that "wellness experts say curling up in a ball on the floor is the healthiest way to deal with the non-stop agony of the workday."

This has got to be the next best thing in office design. Bruce Springsteen says we were born to run; In Happy Cities, Charles Montgomery says we were born to move; but we all know that we were born to curl up into a little ball under a blankie.

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