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Possibly coming to a produce store near you: Monsanto's Cinna-Del, the only GM apple that expresses both cinnamon and sugar, only $26.99 per kilo! Or how about Skippy's Creamy JonaNut, "all the great taste and texture of a Jonathan apple, intermingled with the elements of rich Skippy peanut butter"?
And Mama mia, check out those luscious Pizzamatoes, exhibiting the characteristics of basil, garlic, and oregano.(People of the future, liberate yourselves from your spice-rack oppressors!)
By comparison, those pears in the corner seem positively staid. ::Wired