Vote for the Un-Treehugger Poster Child of Bottled Waters

First we had H20m- water infused with intentions, lovingly bottled and then sung to. Day 2 we had Skinny Water, brought all the way from Croatia (so thats why Croatians always look skinny in the news pictures), then O18, where they squeeze it out of fruit and bring it from Australia. Day 4 brought us Au le Cadeau; water in glass eiffel towers with real gold dissolved in it and finally, K9- bottled water for dogs. Which wins the Environmental igNobel, the Green Razzie?