TreeHugger is a terrible name for a website. Over the years advertisers and others all thought that we were all going to be a gang of leftwing raging hippies, when really it was all supposed to be ironic. There have been many times that renaming it was discussed but there is just too much invested in it. Similarly Passive House is a terrible name for a building standard. It's a poor translation of the German Passivhaus chosen out of fear that Americans won't accept anything unless, as Sarah Palin notes, you speak American. But we're stuck with TreeHugger and Passive House because enough people know what they are and what they mean that changing them would be counterproductive. Sometimes a terrible but established name can tell you more than a new improved one.
Over at the Department of Energy's Building Technologies Office, Sam Rashkin is trying out new names for green building terms, and has published a Building Science Translator to provide "a glossary of "power words" that builders can use to reinforce the value of high-performance homes." Builder Online as compiled a list of the most interesting ones, with my emphases:
|OLD TERM||NEW POWER TERM|
|High-R Window||High-Efficiency Window|
|Sealed and Flashed Window||Premium-Installed Window|
|High-R Insulation||High-Efficiency or Super- Insulation|
|Fully Aligned Air Barriers||Premium-Installed Draft Barrier|
|Reduced Thermal Bridging||Thermal Buffer Construction|
|Raised Heel Truss||Energy Saving Attic Edge Insulation|
|Structural Insulated Panels (SIPs)||Energy Saving SIP Wall/Roof Thermal Buffer|
|Insulated Concrete Forms (ICFs)||Energy Saving ICF Wall Thermal Buffer|
|Double-Wall Framing||Energy Saving Double-Wall Thermal Buffer|
|2-Stud Corner with Drywall Clips||Energy Saving Corner Framing|
|Insulated Headers||Energy Saving Window Framing|
|Radiant Barrier||Energy Saving Sun Control Layer|
|Proper Sizing HVAC System||Engineered Comfort System Sizing|
|Proper Duct Installation||Premium-Installed Comfort Delivery Ducts|
|Tight Duct Sealing||Premium-Sealed Comfort Delivery Ducts|
|Pressure Balancing Bedrooms||Comfort Balanced Rooms|
|Ducted Returns||Optimized Air Flow Comfort Delivery|
|Dehumidification||Whole-House Moisture Control System|
|HVAC System Diagnostics New Homes||Comfort System Certified Performance|
|Ductless Mini- Split Heat Pump||Advanced Ductless Heat Pump Technology|
|High-Efficiency Gas Furnace||Advanced Furnace Technology|
|Variable Speed HVAC System||Advanced Comfort Flow Technology|
|Storage Water Heater||Advanced Water Heating Technology|
|Heat Pump Water Heater||Advanced Heat Pump Water Heating Technology|
|Solar Hot Water||Free Hot Water Solar System|
|High-Efficiency Appliances||Advanced Appliance Technology|
|High-Efficiency Lighting||Advanced Lighting Technology|
And take Advanced. Please. Everything is now advanced without saying anymore what everything is. So a high efficiency gas furnace, which is pretty self-explanatory, is now Advanced Furnace Technology, whatever that is. Or an insulated header, (shown in the photo at top) which is exactly what it says, now becomes Energy Saving Window Framing.
In almost every single case the new term tells you less in more words, primarily meaningless adjectives. Sam Rashkin explains that this will make it an easier sell; according to Jennifer Goodman in Builder Online,
For example, he said, it's difficult to sell buyers on items like transfer grilles and ventilation systems but by rewording the language, most consumers would likely be interested in products called comfort vents and fresh air systems. "You use a phrase that consumers will connect with, not that will turn them off," he said. "Nobody wants to be audited so why use the term ‘energy audit?' A ‘home checkup' sounds so much nicer."
I am not so sure; to me, an audit implies thoroughness and professionalism. My auto mechanic does checkups. But that is the least of my objections. In the end, all they seem to be doing is adding adjectives: premium, advanced, energy-saving. As a writer and an editor, I quote Mark Twain: " When you catch an adjective, kill it." Voltaire said "Adjectives are frequently the greatest enemy of the substantive." Stephen King: "The road to hell is paved with adjectives." E.B. White: "The adjective has not been built that can pull a weak or inaccurate noun out of a tight place." Hemingway: "[I was taught] to distrust adjectives as I would later learn to distrust certain people in certain situations.
Putting somewhat descriptive but ultimately meaningless adjectives in front of confusing descriptions doesn't make green products and techniques sound friendlier or sexier, it makes them sound silly and wishy-washy. If you read these again without the adjectives, what have you got? Nothing. Instead of an "insulated header", you have "window framing."
It's tough, trying to promote green building and energy conservation. Crappy names don't help. But are these any better? I am not so sure.