You can't be an environmentalist if...
"You can't be an environmentalist and eat meat," said the vegan as he stepped onto the plane.
"You can't be an environmentalist and drive a car," said the cyclist as she tucked into a burger.
"You can't be an environmentalist and not compost," said the gardener as he planned an extension to his house.
"You can't be an environmentalist and drive a minivan," said the Prius driver as she planned her road trip.
As the world waits to hear whether America will once again abdicate climate leadership, one thing is abundantly clear: We need a massive, international movement to speed up the transition to a low carbon economy.
And yet many environmentalists are still arguing amongst themselves about who is the greenest.
That's it. Rant over. Now excuse me, I have to go plug in my minivan.