Survey: Do you Stand In Front of the Microwave?

The tinfoil hat brigade was out in force after Helen Suh MacIntosh's answer to the question of whether standing near microwaves was safe. I personally use a cell phone and have a digital clock beside my bed, but always told the kids not to look through the window when nuking the gruel. There clearly are degrees, as we have seen in our discussions about Lakehead University and EHS.