Seven Deadly Sins Survey: Sloth


Sloth, a lawyer, wakes up long enough to witness the contract with the Devil in Bedazzled

It's hard work being green, catching excess shower water with a bucket, walking to the CSA farm to buy turnip in February, cooking it over corn pellets for dinner, composting the leftovers and then knitting a new hemp sweater by the light of a single LED for work the next day at the recycling center. Others loll about in the La-z-boy watching the big plasma and order in, and dump all the plastic and waste into one big bag for the landfill.