Dilbert is running a clever series this week with Dogbert the Green Consultant dispensing his usual wisdom to Dilbert and the pointy-haired boss. The first in the series is at ::Dilbert.com.
Meanwhile the Onion informs us of President Bush's latest announcement:
In a nationally televised address reminiscent of President Kennedy's historic 1961 speech pledging to put a man on the moon, President Bush responded to the global warming crisis Monday by calling for the construction of a giant national air conditioner by the year 2015.
"The challenge of building an air conditioner for all Americans will be the greatest we have ever faced," Bush said. "But we must face it. We must act now to ensure that our children and our children's children can live in a world where they don't get sweaty and have to change their shirts all the time." ::The Onion