al gore was a head of his time .i miss him rest in peace buddy hug for u— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 28, 2012
This happened. It was too bizarre to explain with text alone, so I whipped up this Storify to piece it all together. It is not really important, so if this is as far as you read, just know that Al Gore is not dead. And Jose Canseco is on Twitter.