— Swing Low Sweet Caveat —

Buyer be where
we can find you
blind you

You’ve just gotta have this
You’re incomplete without that
You’re worth nothing if devoid of the other

be the first kid on your block,
the coolest on your turf
oh wait, what's that over there,
on another bit of earth?
hey, their grass is greener

did we say you be satisfied?
your world at peace, your heart content
gee, I guess we might’ve lied

that this was the best
never bettered
the fastest, softest, lightest, brightest
did we forget to mention we were one-eyed?

Buyer beware.