Those who try to eat local food at this time of year are getting awfully tired of turnips and look for creative things to do with them. A Fort Wayne locavore has come up with a novel idea- sending it to a lawyer, evidently conveying the message "you can’t get blood from a turnip."
The bomb squad was called in to use a robot, an x-ray machine and a water cannon to determine the contents of the box. No doubt Homeland Security will now send troops into the turnip patches to root out unexploded vegetables, or go after Jasmin for pickling them. ::Journal Gazette via ::Boingboing