Crazy Weather is the New Normal, Thanks to Climate Change
Get used to droughts sweeping the south in the summer and more massive floods during rainy season. More rain, more snow. This, ladies and gentleman, is the new normal, thanks to a climate that's changing on account of us humanfolk pumping excessive amounts of CO2 into the atmosphere. "Shut up, you crazy doom-saying hippie!" But those aren't my words! No, this message is brought to you by a coalition of US government planners, climate scientists, and insurance firms. See Reuters for proof.