TreeHugger Brian invented the word TEDliness, which he defined as " the belief that a couple good ideas, a mountain of cash, and a Thought Leader can whisk away the woes of the world." The Onion takes the concept of TEDliness to an entirely new astral plane with this brilliant parody.
"Every day the world burns 400 million gallons of fuel. But there is so much compost in the world." The perfect takeoff of TED talks. "Compostization is the future. The idea is there, it just needs implementation."