21 Animals With Completely Ridiculous Names

With a name like Wunderpus photogenicus, you know this rare creature is special. Ethan Daniels/Shutterstock

Sometimes scientists really love to show their sense of humor. Whether it's a common name or a Latin name, certain species are bestowed with names that are simply silly. Sometimes they're descriptive, which just shows how strangely interesting the animal is in and of itself. And sometimes the name sounds like it's straight from a children's fiction story. Here are some of our favorites.

1. Wunderpus photogenicus

wunderpus photogenicus on seafloor - funny animal names
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Yep, that's right. Try saying that without a circus announcer's voice. Actually, the spots of this rare octopus species (pictured above and below) are unique to each animal, which means photos help researchers identify individuals. But still ... Wuuuuunderpuuus phoootogennnicusssssss!

2. Spiny Lumpsucker

spiny lumpsucker - strange animal names

And a lumpy-looking sucker it is. The lumpsucker uses modified pelvic fins that have evolved into adhesive discs to stick itself onto a surface like a rock, or as the second photo below, onto fingers.

spiny lumpsuckers and toad lumpsuckers
Toad lumpsuckers (middle two) and Pacific spiny lumpsuckers (top and bottom two), demonstrate their adhesive abilities. NOAA's Alaska Fisheries Science Center/Wikimedia Commons

3. Pleasing Fungus Beetle

pleasing fungus beetle
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There's not just one, but about 1,800 known species of this (relatively) pleasing-looking beetle that is indeed usually found feeding on the fruits of fungi.

4. Pink Fairy Armadillo

Pink fairy armadillo, Chlamyphorus truncatus
Pink fairy armadillos or pichiciegos are found in the warm sandy plains of Argentina. Cliff [CC BY 2.0]/Wikimedia Commons

It exists! And it's cute!! Forget about unicorns; we don't need any when we have pink fairy armadillos. And they are literally pink. It's impossible to look at this and not think it is straight from a fantasy novel.

5. Raspberry Crazy Ant

raspberry crazy ant

Not sweet. And not cute. But definitely crazy. This invasive species is originally from South Africa, but it's slowly spreading across Texas and the Southeast. It's named for the exterminator, Tom Raspberry, who first noticed them in 2002.

6. Satanic Leaf-Tailed Gecko

satanic leaf tailed gecko - strange animal
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OK, maybe this name isn't so ridiculous. One look at this guy and yes, one might agree he seems a bit on the evil-possessed side.

satanic leaf tailed gecko sticks out tongue
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7. Tasseled Wobbegong

tassled wobbegong
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Need we say more? Well, maybe just this: it's a species of carpet shark. (Not that being a carpet shark helps matters much...)

tassled wobbegong
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8. Hellbender

hellbender salamander
Brian Gratwicke [CC BY 2.0]/Flickr

Nothing says fierce quite like a gigantic slippery salamander, right? Well, maybe not so much. That's why it needs a name like "Hellbender."

hellbender in hand
The Ozark hellbender is one of the largest salamanders in the world. Jill Utrup/USFWS [CC BY 2.0]/Flickr

9. Chicken Turtle

chicken turtle
A chicken turtle seen in a backyard in Florida. ajmexico [CC BY 2.0]/Flickr

No joke, it's because that's how it tastes.

10. Star-Nosed Mole

Photo: Agnieszka Bacal/Shutterstock

A practical name, to be sure, based on the shape of the schnoz. But still.

11. Blobfish

Yep. Blobfish. Zero points for creativity on this one but, well, it's a fish and it's a blob so why not.

12. Red-Lipped Batfish

red-lipped batfish
A red-lipped bat fish seen in the Galapagos. Rein Ketelaars [CC BY-SA 2.0]/Wikimedia Commons

Now we're talking! A fish that's painted up like a tartlet and has fins that kinda look like bat wings. Descriptive name, but ridiculous nonetheless.

13. Goblin Shark

goblin shark (Mitsukurina owstoni) with jaws extended
A goblin shark with its jaws extended. Dianne J. Bray / Museums Victoria [CC BY 3.0 AU]/Wikimedia Commons

Because goblins.

14. Hummingbird Hawk-Moth

hummingbird hawkmoth
Mircea BEZERGHEANU/Shutterstock

Not one but two types of bird species go in to naming this moth species.

15. Leafy Seadragon

leafy seadragon
Michael Warwick/Shutterstock

A dragon that looks like a leafy branch and lives under the sea. Why not?

leafy seadragon swimming
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16. Frill-Necked Lizard

frill-necked lizard
Bildagentur Zoonar GmbH/Shutterstock

This guy looks like he deserves a name with more ferocity. But nope. He's just frilly.

frill necked lizard
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17. Mustached Puffbird

Moustached puffbird, Malacoptila mystacalis, Manizales, Colombia
A moustached puffbird seen in Manizales, Colombia. Julian Londono [CC BY-SA 2.0]/Wikimedia Commons

Nope, not an "Angry Birds" character. Just a puffy bird with a 'stache.

18. Ice Cream Cone Worm

ice cream cone worm
This is an ice cream cone worm or trumpet worm from the Oostendebank in the Southern North Sea, Belgium. © Hans Hillewaert [CC BY-SA 4.0]/Wikimedia Commons

Not nearly as appetizing as the name implies. Ice cream cone? Seriously?

19. Strange-Tailed Tyrant

Not that strange — just a couple of giant rogue feathers. It's more that this little guy is considered a tyrant that makes the name so ridiculous.

20. Fried Egg Jellyfish

fried egg jellyfish

Breakfast, anyone? All that's needed is a slice of sourdough toast.

fried egg jellyfish from above
Spiegeleiqualle, otherwise known as the fried egg jellyfish. T.Friedrich [CC BY-SA 3.0]/Wikimedia Commons

21. Screaming Hairy Armadillo

Chaetophractus vellerosus
Chaetophractus vellerosus or screaming hairy armadillo seen in Patagonia, where it's also called Peludo in Spanish. Arnaud Boucher [Public domain]/Wikimedia Commons

Armadillo? Check. Hairy? Check. Screaming? And, check!

And don't think the list ends here! There are plenty more oddball names we'd love to have included, from the whimsical monkeyface prickleback and bone-eating snot-flower worm, to the more formal-sounding Ittibittium and Ytu brutus, to the just plain silly Venezuelan poodle moth, Gelae baen and slightly musical conehead. If you'd like to discover more of science's humorous side, start out with Encyclopedia of Life's list of species with funny English names and go from there.