Famed caveman nemesis and friend to talking reptiles, Geico, blew by the neighborhood this afternoon like a hurricane, planting advertisement hang tags on every fence post, gate, and railing as far as the eye could see.
This writer's brownstone apartment had the dubious fortune of being graced with eight of these flyers, although they were torn down and stomped on by a (complicit?) loitering child only seconds later.
Do you think Geico used recycled paper, at the very least? Yeah, we didn't think so, either. Thanks for nothing, geckos. ::Geico