Hail Seitan! The Vegan Black Metal Chef Cooks Udon Stir Fry
Vegan Black Metal Chef/Video screen capture
We may have gotten distracted by the Vegan Zombie's blood soaked culinary explorations, because it's been a while since we checked in with The Vegan Black Metal Chef.
But it looks like Brian Manowitz is still producing his charming, if noisy, cooking shows—and giving unsuspecting vegetables a vicious pounding that they hardly deserve.
Although the "hail seitan" gag has been done before I still find it amusing, and as a meat eater who likes fake meat, I'm delighted to see him cooking with this stuff—it's an ingredient I've enjoyed in restaurants but have been disappointed by when I cooked it at home.
Maybe I just wasn't wearing enough make up...