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The Onion's "Obligatory Green Issue"

by Michael Graham Richard, Gatineau, Canada on 07. 1.08
Science & Technology

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Get it while it's still hot off the press: The Onion's Obligatory Green Issue! Here's a sample headline: 450,000 Unsold Earth Day Issues Of Time Trucked To Landfill.

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corn farming uncle :) LOL

jump to top Anonymous says:

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

jump to top Gerald Shields [TypeKey Profile Page] says:

1. Time doesn't recycle? Or was that a joke I missed?
2. Awesome onion stuff.
3. I've been using cardio-electricity for years. Keeps my laptop going. Brainwaves also can power an iPod or a phone. If you divide the food I eat by the length of a day I use about 120 watts, of which over 20% is in the brain.

jump to top Anthony [TypeKey Profile Page] says:

is this a true news or just a joke?

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ed. The Onion is a joke newspaper.

jump to top ram says:

Oh ya gotta love the Onion! The only news I can stand to read!

jump to top girlonbike [TypeKey Profile Page] says:

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