The Onion's "Obligatory Green Issue"
by Michael Graham Richard, Ottawa, Canada 
on 07. 1.08
Get it while it's still hot off the press: The Onion's Obligatory Green Issue! Here's a sample headline: 450,000 Unsold Earth Day Issues Of Time Trucked To Landfill.
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corn farming uncle :) LOL
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1. Time doesn't recycle? Or was that a joke I missed?
2. Awesome onion stuff.
3. I've been using cardio-electricity for years. Keeps my laptop going. Brainwaves also can power an iPod or a phone. If you divide the food I eat by the length of a day I use about 120 watts, of which over 20% is in the brain.
is this a true news or just a joke?
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ed. The Onion is a joke newspaper.
Oh ya gotta love the Onion! The only news I can stand to read!