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Bush to Phase Out Environment by 2009

by Lloyd Alter, Toronto on 03.23.08
Business & Politics (news)

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Political blogger Andy Borowitz reports on the Bush Administration's latest initiative:

"President George W. Bush confirmed today that his gutting of the Endangered Species Act is part of a broader plan to phase out the environment entirely by the time he leaves office in January of 2009.

“In addition to cutting taxes, it has been the goal of this administration to cut our wasteful, bloated environment,” Mr. Bush said in a speech before the Association of Indiscriminate Applauders in Washington, D.C.

In his speech, Mr. Bush added that the EPA would henceforth be renamed the Environmental Prevention Agency.

The president said that by removing endangered species from the protected list one by one, his administration has been able to phase out the environment gradually “so that hardly anyone will notice it’s missing.”

More about how Bush is phasing out all superfluous organisms and water. “After all, most Iraqis have been without water since 2003 and look how well they’re doing.” ::Borowitz Report Thanks, tipster Penina!

Comments (10)

More truth in this article than in any Faux News "reporting".

Which kind of leads me to this observation. Why is it we can get more Truthiness from Comedy Central and the Onion than we do from Network News?

bush's body is controlled by hitler's devil soul ! he talks mean he farts and he farts mean he's talking !

jump to top Mark Thien [TypeKey Profile Page] says:

I get dizzy watching the news. I think its all the spin doctors.

jump to top surfcam says:

C'mon now, that's uncalled for. Why do we have to be so mean to the Devil with such a comparison?

What kind of person would say something like that to people he want on is side if is not a dictator. This is just to much.

jump to top Fred Carle [TypeKey Profile Page] says:

Ha-ha! Great article! Great comments!

(Oops, sorry. I thought this was stuffwhitepeoplelike.com)

jump to top Anonymous says:

Hey man, bush is great, wish he'd done it soner. I hug trees, just before I wack em. Wack a tree a day ya'll feel great. That's real power ya got, man.

jump to top Miguel G Legusi says:

so is it true that bush scrapped the endangered species act? I havent heard of this, if its true the american hole is that much deeper.

jump to top alex says:

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