Bush Acknowledges Existence of CO2
by Lloyd Alter, Toronto on 12.23.07
The announcement has wide-ranging implications for exhalation, club soda, and photosynthesis.
From the Onion: In an unexpected reversal that environmentalists and scientists worldwide are calling groundbreaking, President George W. Bush, for the first time in his political career, openly admitted to the existence of carbon dioxide. "As a leading industrialized nation, we can no longer afford to ignore the growing consensus of so many experts whose job it is to study our atmosphere. Carbon dioxide is real."
Eighth-grade science teacher Linda Mattson approved. "By taking this brave stance, Bush has opened the door for the eventual acknowledgement that other molecular compounds, such as H2O, for example, may in fact exist as well." ::The Onion
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An Onion feed is a regular guest on my Palm.
Btw : Wonder what (Black Man) has to say to that announcement ...
C02 is real?! ! Don't worry about increasing MPG on automakers fleets, instead let's just exhale less air. Everybody start breathing less air! That'll reverse the problem...
Oh, gosh. I skipped the from the onion for a second. I almost wet myself.