Start Planning for World Jump Day
by Lloyd Alter, Toronto 
on 07.13.06
Don't forget that World Jump Day is less than a week away- time to get ready. This could be bigger than Y2K- 600 million people jumping up and down at the exact second. The plan is to move the earth into a bigger orbit, reducing global warming. We expect falling buildings, complete failure of the worldwide GPS system and the loss of California. Stock up on food and water and stay outside in open places. Note that the time calculator on the site does not account for daylight savings time. Sign on at :World Jump Day -they are still 7 million jumpers short.
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