The Onion on the Global Rotation Crisis
by Lloyd Alter, Toronto on 03. 1.06
As if we did not have enough to worry about, the Onion covers the Global Rotation Crisis. "Millions of eyewitnesses watched in stunned horror Tuesday as light emptied from the sky, plunging the U.S. and neighboring countries into darkness. As the hours progressed, conditions only worsened."....."Vast gravitational forces have rotated the planet Earth on an axis drawn through its north and south poles," said Dr. Elena Bilkins of the National Weather Service. "The Earth is in actuality spinning uncontrollably through space." Read the entire terrible story at ::the Onion via ::Archinect
this just might solve the energy crisis! if we build a big enough turbine the rotation of the earth itself will provide more than enough power for all of our needs.
in addition, reverse solar cells will produce power from the darkness (dark matter).
travel will be accomplished by jumping straight up in the air.
Lets not forget World Jump Day!
Why are not the big trees all falling down?
Wait...you mean it's not flat like I thought?
why didn't we hear about it on media ?
Tones
Sydney
Australia