The Onion on the Global Rotation Crisis
by Lloyd Alter, Toronto 
on 03. 1.06
As if we did not have enough to worry about, the Onion covers the Global Rotation Crisis. "Millions of eyewitnesses watched in stunned horror Tuesday as light emptied from the sky, plunging the U.S. and neighboring countries into darkness. As the hours progressed, conditions only worsened."....."Vast gravitational forces have rotated the planet Earth on an axis drawn through its north and south poles," said Dr. Elena Bilkins of the National Weather Service. "The Earth is in actuality spinning uncontrollably through space." Read the entire terrible story at ::the Onion via ::Archinect
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