Why we Hate Valentine's Day, Episode 1

Photographer Jasin Boland wrapped his new house in 4,650 square feet of paper and eighty feet of ribbon. Then he flew his fiancee to see it. By helicopter.Fiancee Maria said: "When I saw the house, I thought it was a construction area. Then I saw the hearts and was completely overwhelmed. He's just so cute."

Call me heartless, but this is in a so-called "exclusive ecofriendly Lower Mill Estate, near Cirencester, which has a £5million eco-spa purified by plants, and is home to Britain's only wild beavers." Surely they might have suggested that this is inappropriate? ::Metro via ::Splurch