Training to Swim the English Channel: The Final Countdown


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Guest blogger Caroline Chisholm, head of marketing and communications globally for Earthwatch Institute, a non-profit organization dedicated to a sustainable environment, is swimming the English Channel in August to raise funds for Earthwatch initiatives.

There is nothing like a deadline to galvanize the mind. The final hurdle before attempting my English Channel crossing was the prospect of a marathon six hour qualifying swim. This presented two major challenges. Firstly, I've never spent more than two and a half hours in the sea. And even that was thanks to the steely determination of the Dover crew, who do not take 'I'm so cold I can't feel my limbs' as a reasonable excuse to get out early. Secondly, the swim must be completed in open water that's less than 16C. Which meant I had little time to spare before the water would be too 'warm' to count. You might wonder if there's an element of sadism to all these rules. After all, no one expects Everest incumbents to climb with the primitive equipment that Hillary used in 1953.

But the real reason you need to complete your qualifier in less than 16C is that if you don't, you won't have a hope lasting twice that time in water that's only a degree or two warmer when you make your attempt.

Goosy Gander
And this is where the fat comes in. Not the goose fat that's lodged in the public consciousness. It's what people ask about more than anything else. And they seem genuinely disappointed to find that boiling some unfortunate gander to a paste and smearing it all over your body is in fact an urban myth. Modern channel swimmers just use a bit of Vaseline, and that's to stop the chafing. Greasing up does little to protect you from the cold, it's the fat you have under your skin that helps.

In the world of channel swimming, portliness is next to godliness.

So as the deadline for my qualifier loomed, my diet became as important as doing lengths in the pool. To survive the insidious cold of the channel, you cannot be too vain to gain. At first I reveled in indulging in the kind of food I normally eat sparingly. But having your cake and eating it is not all it's cracked up to be. Having a lot of what you fancy quickly wears thin. With pasta and pizza on the menu most nights, I find myself dreaming of salad.

But if you want an excuse to eat for two, without having a baby, then channel swimming could be your thing. Though there is a labor of sorts at the end.

'Try again. Fail again. Fail better'
Despite all this carb loading, I failed my first attempt. So with my last chance in sight, I arrived at Dover Harbour to find the choppiest conditions of the season and the odds stacked against me.

I stepped into the water at 9am in torrential rain. Like a giant washing machine, the sea flipped me onto my back several times as I struggled to breathe. But somewhere in my mind I convinced myself this water torture was a game. And that lasted me until the first feed at two hours, and then three, and then four. At five hours you couldn't have dragged me from the sea. I finally emerged just after 3pm, last out of the water, when normally I am first.

It seems I failed better than I ever expected.

Crunch times can bring out the best in us. But not every deadline should be ridden to the wire. Just as the oil spill in the Gulf is stemmed, it seems the cap is spinning off planned emission cuts. There may be just 77 months to save the world from an irreversible tipping point for CO2 levels and environmental disaster, but that's more than the term of office of our political leaders.

Which gives you some indication of where it currently sits on the global agenda. And where it should sit on yours.

Previous Posts on Caroline's English Channel Swim
Training to Swim the English Channel: Really Cold Water
Training to Swim the English Channel: The Loneliness of the Long Distance Swimmer
Training to Swim the English Channel: Greening My Food
Training to Swim the English Channel: Treading Water
Out to Sea: Swimming the English Channel for a Cause
Gimme Shelter: Climate Change is Making People Homeless
Clueless About Carbon? What COP15 Really Stands For
Biodiversity:The 'Cinderella' of the Environmental Agenda

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