Top 7 Green Categories of 7 Green Lists of 7 Green Things


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In the never ending battle to beat out absurdities such as Stewie the Grape Stomping Reporter and the real 19th century vampire kit that is (apparently) a must have, here is a little contribution that picks up on my last blockbuster; seven categories of lists, each of which is composed of 7 separate lists, where each list has seven items!!! Not only that, but get this, every list and item has to do with the environment. This technology, it's a miracle - wouldn't have been possible with Google - distilling this stuff down into one easy to find place for y'all.

Seven!!!!!

1. Technology

7 Overrated Technologies - Those Luddites were really onto something, weren't they?

7 Eco-Friendly Search Engines - Go green with your Internet hide and seek.

7 Online Tools for a Green Wired Life - When you're online all the time.

7 Clever-but-Questionable Eco-Power Innovations - To power our salad shooters.

7 Portable Laptop Solar Chargers - The battery thing.

7 Ways the Military is Using Eco Tech - ...as they kill people.

7 Environmental Sci-Tech Articles - Metalink to 7 more articles on Ecotech.


2. Travel & Transport

7 Eco-Cities Worth a Visit - When you're not saving the planet, fly around it.

7 U.S. Eco-Travel Destinations - Spend your worthless dollars here!.

7 Offbeat Eco Trips - Disturbing number of animals in this one.

7 Eco-Wonders You Should See Before You Die - Tons of CO2 needed.

7 Green Cities No One Talks About - Mum's the word.

7 Worries, 7 Answers About Hybrid Cars - The driving question.

7 Ways To Power A Vehicle By Wind - If you're an ideological fanatic, you might like this one.

3. Lifestyle

7 Things Every Church Can Do For the Environment - Get your church up to snuff.

7 Slow Movements and Memes - Putt, putt.

7 Tips to get Recession Ready - To stay in the middle class.

7 Easy Ways to Live an Eco-Friendly Lifestyle While Saving Money - Frugality.

7 Solutions to Common Eco-Living Problems - Burgers too?

7 Eco Tips To Beat The Credit Crunch - Stop spending?

7 Eco Friendly Products - Where's my nano-glazed cookware?

4. Catchy

7 Things to do With Lemon, the eco friendly way - Read it, just read it.

7 Things You Can do to Make an Eco-Friendly Ganpati - One stop shopping.

7 Ways To Green That Time of the Month - Half the audience will appreciate this.

7 Greenest Cartoon Characters - HA HA HA!!!!

7 Eco Green New Years Resolutions - If you keep them.

7 Celebrity Environmentalists in Need of Green 101 - Only seven?

7 Ways to Tell You're a Global Warming Loser - Get a clue, get a job, etc.


5. Politics

7 Things Most People Don't Know About the Green Party - More info.

7 Executive Orders for Obama - More advice.

7 Ways to Fund a Green New Deal - More, more advice.

7 Endangered Species Rulings to be Revised - More tough noogies.

7 Deadly Environmental Sins of President Bush - More criticism.

7 Key Green Election Issues - More, more, more advice.

7 Spiritual Laws of Love - More laws, but more godly.


6. Work and Business

7 Things That Every Environmental Entrepreneur Should Know - Biz.

7 Tips to Attract the Best Green Workers - The strong survive.

7 Seeds of Meaningful Work - if you are not involved in meaningful work right now...

7 Green Jobs That Will Make You Rich - Show me the money!!!

7 Green Office Moves - Nearer my desk to thee.

7 Green Economy Myths - Debunked! - A certain subsect loves this stuff.
7 Simple Things You Can Do To Make Your Office Greener - For the lazy, I presume.


7. Home and Building

7 Innovations in Air Conditioning - That miracle of cooling.

7 Ways To Avoid Greenwashing Your Building Products - Not paint-related.

7 Easy Ways to an Eco-Chic Bathroom - Green your can.
7 Green Money Savers for the Home - The double green here.
7 Bad Habits of Eco-Design Driven Consumers - Habits.

7 Ways to Save Energy - The Juice.
7 Tips to Green Your Refrigerator - It's chilly in here.


Lists of Seven
Sure, sure...

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