Talk Like A Pirate Day: The Critical Relationship Between Pirates and Climate Change

Every year we be trottin' out Wellington Grey's seminal research on the in'erse statistical relationship between the number of pirates in the world and the climbin' temperatures. We also be droppin' all of our g's and v's to save pixels and energy. Pirate deniers may complain that the graph ends at 2000, and the proliferation of Pirates of the Caribbean mo'ies might ha'e spiked more interest in the profession.

The Sierra Club is also still running its Green Pirate Quiz, So smartly, me lubbers, check it out.

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