Portland Opens First Vegan Strip Club
And that's the first vegan strip club in the world, y'all. It's mind-boggling how no one's thought of this concept before—we know that whenever we go get a lap dance, we instinctively get peckish for some pan-fried tofu.
Sexy carnivores are welcome to audition, but most of Casa Diablo's strippers are vegans or vegetarians, according to owner Johnny Diablo, a 44-year-old former Los Angeleno and a self-described "ethical vegan" of 23 years. Click below the fold for Casa Diablo's probably-not-safe-for-work ad.