— Swing Low Sweet Caveat —
Buyer be where
we can find you
You’ve just gotta have this
You’re incomplete without that
You’re worth nothing if devoid of the other
be the first kid on your block,
the coolest on your turf
oh wait, what's that over there,
on another bit of earth?
hey, their grass is greener
did we say you be satisfied?
your world at peace, your heart content
gee, I guess we might’ve lied
that this was the best
the fastest, softest, lightest, brightest
did we forget to mention we were one-eyed?