World Jump Day is Coming!
Get out your filofax and note this date-you can participate in the ultimate solution to global warming. Scientists at the Department of Gravitationphysik have determined thatif 600 million people jump at precisely the same moment, earth's orbit will be changed, the distance from the sun will be increased, and global warming will be eliminated.
So far they have enlisted 110 million volunteers so join soon- go to the website and find out your exact local time. Its, like, the next Woodstock!