Karner Blue Butterfly On Verge Of Extinction Promises Revenge

The Butterfly's POV in the Onion: If I Go Extinct I Swear I Will Take As Many Humans With Me As I Can.

I think people always expected that when the time came for us to go extinct, we'd go down all quietlike--that just because we're small blue butterflies with a wingspan of an inch, we wouldn't put up a fight. Well, I can assure you that before my kind dies out there will be a reckoning. Blood will run in the streets. Human blood.

More in the Onion .Warning: Graphic language and profanity. Found on Climate Progress.

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