Feds Wanna Know: Do U <3 Them?

We were fortunate to intercept one of what must have been many big red heart-shaped boxes being sent to federal government offices in Washington, DC. The box's contents? A dandy collection of those traditional candy hearts with words on them -- except these were obviously custom-made for some anti-environment federal agencies! We're sharing the 15 best that were in the box.LUV 2DRILL

NO NOKYOTO

COALHEARTED

BYEARCTIC

2HOT4SOLAR

SWEETCRUDE

DRILLME

GOT2BEBIG OIL

I <3COAL

BE MINE,BIG BIZ

COUGHCOUGH

HOTTIEPLANET

ITS AGAS

NO 2SCIENCE

COAL ME

Got your own ideas for what kind of text would've been on these candy hearts? Submit them in the comments to this post.

If you want to send an e-card to a friend or sweetie with some positive, pro-environment candy hearts, "we can help you with that".