Are Vegans Plotting to Disrupt the Republican Convention?
Here is a job for TreeHugger readers in the Twin Cities: The FBI is looking for "friendly and personable" types with the perfect "look" to infiltrate vegan potlucks, to "rub shoulders with Republican National Convention protesters, schmoozing their way into their inner circles, then reporting back to the FBI's Joint Terrorism Task Force." Its mission is to "investigate terrorist acts carried out by groups or organizations which fall within the definition of terrorist groups as set forth in the current United States Attorney General Guidelines." -which everybody knows includes vegans.
It evidently pays well. We can't find the number, but the article lists the names of a Police Sergeant and FBI Special Agent you can contact. And, if you go to any vegan potlucks before the convention, be careful who you talk to! ::CityPages
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